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| James from the Postal Service at our meeting |
Back in the day LOTS AND LOTS of people used to come to the Occupy Portland General Assemblies. OH WELL THAT WAS THEN! We only have one general assembly a week now THANKS TO THOSE RAINBOW IDIOTS and tonight only 20 people came! BUT IT WAS NOT ALL BOGUS!
James from the United States Postal Service dropped by to beg for our help! AWESOME! He told us that there is a CRAZY FAT CAT CONSPIRACY TO KILL THE POSTAL SERVICE! We LOVE conspiracies, and believe almost all that we hear about! So he begged PLEASE HELP US OCCUPY PORTLAND but also said that the national postal worker union won't ask OCCUPY for help because they are scared of us! HA HA HA
SO we will March on January 8, AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND IN SOME BIG CRAZY CIRCLE and then the FAT CATS WILL STOP TRYING TO KILL THE POSTAL SERVICE! AWESOME!
We let him beg for a little bit cause it was funny! Then we voted HOORAY FOR US! This could be an even bigger success than OCCUPY THE PORTS THING! WE KNOW that when the fat cats see OCCUPY PORTLAND MARCHING IN CIRCLES AND BEATING A DRUM AND STUFF they will run away and hide!
We met downtown and had some other stuff to talk about but it was pretty cold and windy so we hurried up and I FORGOT WHAT WE AGREED TO! BUT it was cool cause WE GOT OUT OF OUR PLAYHOUSE AND MET OUTDOORS! Lately the playhouse is full of RAINBOW PEOPLE that are always putting down sacred sage and crap and talking nonsense! One of them got his spices mixed up and sprinkled CURRY POWDER ALL OVER THE OFFICE instead of sacred sage and now OUR OFFICE PLAYHOUSE SMELLS LIKE AN EAST INDIAN BUFFET! Bogus. One RAINBOW did show up (pictured left) but he didn't talk or move or do diddly and some dude said that the RAINBOW DUDE WAS JUST FIXING HIS AURA or something like that. WHATEVER!
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| David Osborne |
David (Big Organizer Cheese) Osborne was talking about some stuff I think maybe he wanted to APPEAR TO BE IMPORTANT AGAIN AFTER THE FACILITATORS TOOK A BEATING LAST WEEK at spokes. He takes it all real serious! OH WELL I am sure what ever he talked about he got his own way CAUSE DAVID OSBORNE ALWAYS GETS HIS OWN WAY! HA HA HA. I thought maybe tonight somebody would have the guts to bring up the WHOLE OCCUPY PORTLAND MOVEMENT BEING HIJACKED BY PEOPLE issue but OH WELL the meeting was back to the usual GUTLESS behavior. The was some issue about so few people coming to the meeting and maybe we should be making decisions will such a little, itty-bitty crowd. BUT THEN SOME STONED OUT DUDE MADE THE WHOLE ISSUE A BIG JOKE and we laughed and forgot all about it!
Once we save the UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE I am sure that maybe those goofy RAINBOW FAMILY BOZOS will go away and party someplace else BECAUSE WE WILL PROVE THAT WE ARE A POLITICAL GROUP and not a place for stoner burnouts like the rainbows. I mean, for REAL! HOW CAN WE RUN A REVOLUTION WHEN SOME IDIOT SPRINKLES CURRY POWDER ALL OVER!
