Occupy Portland Goes Postal!

Freaky Lookin PEEP marchin!

We had a super march today! I BET OUR MARCH SAVED THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE! YAY FOR US!

The people united!

Maybe you have been sleeping under a rock (or a bridge LOL) and missed the news: the man and the fat cats WANT TO DESTROY THE UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE! But OH OH FOR THEM Occupy Portland is here like the LONE RANGER AND BATMAN PUT TOGETHER INTO ONE COSMIC SUPER DUDE! And we marched today and IMHO the postal service is now gonna be alright! I DIDN'T SEE THE MAN OR THE FAT CATS today cause there are too scared of us!

Pretty much another solution by OCCUPY PORTLAND! Next probably we will cure cancer or something awesome like that.

Today we even got to march in the street! MARCHING IN THE STREET is a real cool thing to do cause you take the street and cars gotta stop! AND YOU CAN HUM LITTLE SOUNDS LIKE VROOM VROOM AND PRETEND YOU ARE A MAZDA!

After the big march we had a general assembly that got kinda bogus when Wade Varner started a fight and people were getting called 'little biotches' and crap like that! BUT I CAN'T TELL THAT STORY RIGHT NOW cause I am so soaked in the glowing aura of saving the USPS!

USPS Union Dude
Shorty Cramboni

Proabably the coolest part of the march was at the beginning when we were at pioneer and a UNION DUDE GAVE A SPEECH! THE GUY'S NAME IS SHORTY CRAMBONI! He talked and went on about some crap I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT but it was something like if the Postal Service goes away then next THE UNITED STATES WILL GO AWAY! Wow I didn't know that the USPS was that important!

Mr. Cramboni made us realize how important we have become if a big international union superstar like HIM TALKS TO US! There were other people there that weren't occupy, the ones that looked normal. But today we were all brothers and sisters! But next time I think we should try to wear clean clothes and stuff if there are gonna be other people there, just an idea from me!

Shorty Cramboni is about as tall as both Mr. Dinky Wang and the Short Brain Surgeon dude and MAN THESE LITTLE SHORT PIXIE MEN CAN REALLY LEAD A REVOLUTION! I think when we recruit more people we need to make sure to get alot of guys under 5 feet tall! EXCEPT NOT THE BADASS ONES THAT GOT THAT SHORT MAN SYNDROME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! Those dudes are so bogus.