Occupy Portland Infiltrated By Undercover Cops???

Occupy Portland March Yesterday
Who tipped off the MAN?

As everyone knows BY NOW I AM SO SURE because the whole world loves us WE HAD A MARCH and it was led by SUPERSTAR DINKY WANG! Dinky had a clever plan to march ON THE FREEWAY! WHOA! WHAT A PLAN!

Anyways so there we were marching up and marching down AND AROUND AND AROUND and gettin kinda dizzy! BUT EVERYTIME WE GOT CLOSE TO A FREEWAY ENTRANCE THE MAN BLOCKED US! Dinky got so upset that he walked up to some dude that was marching and ACCUSED HIM OF BEING A POLICE SPY! HA HA HA what Dinky didn't know was that WE WERE ON FREAKIN LIVESTREAM and not only were all our moves on the web LIVE but also the dude doing livestream TOLD EVERYBODY WATCHING THAT WE WERE HEADED FOR THE FREEWAY!

Dinky Wang

SO OH OH the secret was out. BOGUS! We even marched up past FRED MEYER STADIUM and kinda got sneaky headed for an ON RAMP or an OFF RAMP I'm not sure cause it was SO DARK DANG! Guess what? THE MAN WAS READY FOR US! Oh well!

So we headed back FINALLY DUH and ended up at DIRECTOR'S PARK downtown and had a HUGE LOUD RALLY! AWESOME!

Then Dinky started jumpin up and down and wavin his arms and screeching in that CRAZY OCCUPY PORTLAND VOICE of his and everybody started clapping their hands as he TOOK TOTAL CREDIT FOR THE MARCH! DUDE IS SUCH A SUPERSTAR! And afterwards we were all agreeing that it was SO COOL THAT WE DIDN'T GET ON THE FREEWAY CAUSE ITS FREAKIN DANGEROUS!

Is this the SPY?

But for sure THERE IS A SPY OR MAYBE A BUNCH OF UNDERCOVER COPS in Occupy Portland so we gotta find out who! Like this one dude is always talking into the cuff of his jacket and either he's got a microphone in there or he's JUST SO TOTALLY BAKED THAT HE THINKS HIS SLEEVE CAN HEAR HIM AND RESPOND! And this other dude is always wearing clean clothes so maybe it is him! All I know for sure is that DINKY WANG GOT SUPER UPSET AND PARANOID and we want to keep that little fellar happy so WE GOTTA GET TO THE SPY AND SURROUND HIM AND SAY MEAN STUFF UNTIL HE LEAVES! Well that is the plan for now!

The march was still A HUGE AWESOME SUCCESS BECAUSE everytime we get out and march around we create awareness of what A CRAZY BUNCH OF PEOPLE WE ARE! Plus it was not raining and so nobody got wet!