Occupy Portland Elite Hijacking Movement?

Does Jim 'Big Chief'
Oliver have some
explaining to do?

Tonight's OCCUPY PORTLAND SPOKES COUNCIL MEETING was a trip, man! There was a lotta tension before the meeting even began! People were SAYING SOME PRETTY BOGUS THINGS about the OCCUPY PORTLAND ELITE MANAGER GROUP before everyone sat down but mostly they were whispering to each other cause THEY DON'T WANT TO MAKE THE ELITE MAD!

About one hour into the meeting PEOPLE IN THE MEETING STARTING SAYING WHAT WAS ON THEIR MINDS and you could tell that the facilitator Jim 'Big Chief' Oliver was gettin kinda irritated cause he started doing that thing where his voice gets shrill and he POINTS AT PEOPLE LIKE HE IS PUTTING SOME ANCIENT SPELL ON THEM! What were people sayin? THEY WERE SAYIN THAT MAYBE THE ELITE JUST KEEP MAKIN THEM DO STUFF AND CHANGE STUFF AND BEING REALLY BOSSY BOSSES! Then some dude got really brave and he said right at Jim Oliver "YOU FACILITATORS ARE HIJACKING THE MOVEMENT!"

Jim 'Big Chief' Oliver
at the precise second
when people figure out
they are getting used!

WOW! IT WAS LIKE SOME CRAZY SCENE FROM A MYSTERY MOVIE like near the end where ALL OF A SUDDEN all the pieces come together AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS GOING ON! SWEET! Collin 'strawberry shortcake' Peters from media started laughing REAL LOUD cause I think IT REALLY HIT HIM AT THAT VERY MOMENT! Other people started saying stuff like YOU ELITE LEADERS MAKE US DO BAD THINGS and ALL THE ELITE LEADERS ARE LOSERS and THE ELITE ALWAYS GETS THEIR WAY and all sorts of stuff like that. 'BIG CHIEF' WAS GETTIN REALLY NERVOUS YOU COULD TELL! Then he wanted some sort of vote or someething and nobody wanted to vote on diddly! The he said 'NOBODY IS HIJACKING ANYTHING THAT I KNOW OF' but he made A HUGE MISTAKE cause everybody could see he had that SMARTYPANTS GRIN he gets when HE IS JUST BEING A LIAR! LIKE THE ONE WHEN HE WAS ON TV WITH MAYOR SAM ADAMS!

Collin 'strawberry shortcake' Miller

Personally, I like to do what the OCCUPY PORTLAND ELITE MANAGER GROUP tells me to do cause IT IS MUCH EASIER THAN THINKING! But I guess others in OCCUPY PORTLAND don't feel the same! PEOPLE KEPT BRINGING UP ALL SORTS OF CONTROVERSIAL STUFF LIKE the elite managers never get arrested, the elite managers always seem to have a lot of money, the elite managers CAN BE REALLY BOSSY AND RUDE AND ACT LIKE THEY ARE 'ALL THAT' ETC. ETC. Then one of the loyal OCCUPY PORTLAND ALKY STREET PEOPLE got up to talk. THE ROOM GOT REAL SILENT CAUSE OF THE NEW RULE THAT THE ALKYS CAN'T COME TO INDOOR MEETINGS ANYMORE AND THEY WERE SURPRISED HE WAS THERE. He looked around the room then said "WHEN THIS BEGAN YOU TOLD US YOU WERE OUR NEW FAMILY AND THAT YOU LOVED US AND YOU WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE FOR US. NOW, YOU TELL US TO SHUT UP AND LIVE UNDER THE BRIDGE. I THINK YOU ELITES ARE WORSE THAN LYING PIGS!"

'Big Chief' looked really really REALLY STUNNED! I think he was gonna answer the alky. LIKE I WAS HOPING HE WOULD JUST SAY SOMETHING SUPER COOL AND MAKE IT ALL BETTER AGAIN! ANYWAY that alky wasn't even supposed to be ALLOWED IN THE MEETING! But 'big chief' didn't say anything. INSTEAD, HE SAT DOWN AND PUT HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS KNEES like he was gonna puke or something. THEN, PEOPLE JUST STARTED TALKING TO EACH OTHER CAUSE THE MEETING WAS PRETTY MUCH OVER.

I heard some of what people were sayin. SOME DUDE WAS TALKING TO A CHICK AND HE SAID "THAT ALKY IS RIGHT! WE DID TELL THE HOMELESS LIES JUST LIKE HE SAID!". Then I heard some fat chick talking on her cell and saying "COME TO THINK OF IT WE HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED DIDDLY FROM DAY ONE". Then even ANTONIO GOT GOING and said he WANTS THE UN TO INVESTIGATE THE ELITE OCCUPY PORTLAND MANAGERS! You know, negative stuff like that AND SAYING STUFF LIKE THAT IS SO WRONG because it will UPSET THE VIBE IN OUR SACRED SPACE! Like I was hoping somebody would whip out some sacred sage and PURIFY THE MEETING ROOM CAUSE IT WAS REALLY FEELING BOGUS IN THERE.

People just wandered off after that. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A REALLY IMPORTANT HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME and your team loses when you JUST KNEW THEY WOULD WIN then the crowd is leaving and EVERYBODY LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY JUST TOOK A DUMP ON THEIR HEADs or maybe like THEY JUST FOUND OUT THEIR MOM WAS SLEEPING WITH THE POSTMAN and THE FEELING IS SO BOGUS AND BAD? Yeah that is what it was like after the meeting.

But, for me I am in this revolution FOREVER MAN! So, I am not gonna let any of this NEGATIVITY change me at all! I mean, WHEN THE OCCUPY PORTLAND LEADERS SAY JUMP I am gonna be the first to say "HOW HIGH?" and anyways EVEN IF WE HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED DIDDLY AND MADE A MESS AND JUST ACTED LIKE FOOLS SO WHAT! Then I was thinking that alky was probably JUST SOME FAT CAT IN AN ALKY COSTUME! And the FAT CATS AND THE MAN are just up to their tricks again! YEAH!