Sorry, if you hope we are done. We are here in our southeast Portland playhouse and we have big plans for 2012! Our tantrum continues because we are miserable and it is our pleasure to act out until you are miserable too!
People that wonder what motivates us, those that can't see what makes us 'tick' clearly haven't watched us very closely. Next time we are around and you are fortunate to see us take note: EVERYTHING WE DO IS A MANIFESTATION OF OUR SHARED MISERY! From politics to food, from the school system to the United States Postal Service, from our filthy camps to our misunderstanding of history EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT US IS A BIZARRE CELEBRATION OF OUR COLLECTIVE MISERY!
WE ARE ANARCHISTS! WE HOLD THAT THE UNITED STATES IS UNECESSARY. WE HOLD THAT THE LAWS DON'T APPLY TO US, YOUR LIVES ARE UNIMPORTANT COMPARED TO OURS AND YOUR WAYS OF DOING THINGS/ANY THING IS OUTDATED AND WRONG.
Yet people that mean well continue to fool themselves and think their ordinary concerns have something to do with us! YOU FOOLS! YOU ARE THE SHEEP or as we call you THE SHEEPLE.
Even when we dance and appear to know some sort of joy we must first become as intoxicated as possible BECAUSE TO US THERE IS NO REAL, HONEST JOY - LIKE SMALL CHILDREN LOST IN TANTRUM THAT NEVER ENDS THE ONLY REALITY WE KNOW IS MISERY.
Pretty cool, huh!?
We can't and won't offer any solutions, because we can't see beyond our NIHILISTIC VIEWS to begin to imagine any problem ever being solved. Yet, people see in us a path to solutions! HOW REALLY REALLY CRAZY IS THAT? Folks with mortgage problems think we will help them out. Union members afraid of the future think joining us will make them more secure. College graduates with student loan problems consider an alliance with us a way to get their debts forgiven. AND ON AND ON AND ON! GUESS WHAT SUCKERS? WE CAN'T HELP ANY OF YOU!
However, like A WORN AND FETID SPONGE WE EXIST TO SUCK YOU IN, to absorb you in our maze of moronic misery. JOIN US! Nothing will be done to really help you, but join us anyway! If anything at all was accomplished by us in 2011 it was our success in fooling so many people into thinking we are a movement they should support! EVEN THOUGH WE DESPISE THEM, DESPISE THEIR CONCEPTS OF FAMILY, PERSONAL AND PRIVATE PROPERTY, AND MORE they gave us money, support, food and the empty parts of their hearts AND WE DID NOTHING FOR THEM AT ALL! In 2012 we will continue to welcome all suckers just as we did in 2011.
HAPPY NEW YEAR MORONS!
