Occupy Portland salutes one of the leadership team, Troy Thompson, arrested again today while doing the important work of the people!
We went down to One Main Place and tried to go inside cause there were some evil fat cats there and we wanted to have a few words with them and GUESS WHAT SOME CORPORATE PAWN locked the door! We couldn't get in! How evil is that? I mean, the people united should NEVER BE DENIED ACCESS TO ANYTHING!
Anyway, as you can guess from his picture above TROY THOMPSON IS SUPER SMART and got in somehow! Some dude said that his spirit changed into a Burrowing Madagascar Dung Beetle and slipped through the cracks AND INTO THE BUILDING and that might be true because Troy does have that aroma about him! WHATEVER he got in and A WHOLE ARMY OF FACIST security guards tried to grab him but he outsmarted them like a NINJA POWER RANGER ON RED BULL and malt liquor and THEY HAD A MOMENT IN TIME! Ok, that isn't what happened but in an alternate universe where he is a Burrowing Madagascar Dung Beetle it did!
Anyway, Troy was going to leave but then he changed his mind and SAT DOWN FOR THE PEOPLE! RIGHT ON! So then the facists lied and said it was trespassing (and gas passing!) and that was A BIG SHAMEFUL LIE BECAUSE WE CAN BE WHERE WE WANT WHEN WE WANT!
RIGHT ON!
So Troy got arrested and this is arrest number five for him. Occupy Portland salutes Troy!
