Occupy Portland All About Foreclosures And Private Property

My head is SO BIG!

EVERYBODY wants to know about A REALLY COOL TOPIC like this one: WHAT IS OCCUPY PORTLAND THINKING ABOUT FORECLOSURES AND PRIVATE PROPERTY?

It is just like you can read on our BIG EPIC WEBSITE we want to create the conditions for a new relation with the land, a foundation from which to decolonize all our lives. AWESOME! You probably didn't know you even lived in a freakin colony! THEN YOU ADD IN HOW WE HATE BANKS AND MONEY and then you got our plan: FREE HOUSES FOR EVERYONE!

We support community control of land and housing cause that sounds so cool! So, NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO OWN ANYTHING WHEN WE TAKE OVER! AWESOME! Instead where you live will be OWNED BY OUR HUGE COMMUNITY AND PEOPLE WILL BE FREE AND AWESOME! This will mean you will have many new friends cause ANY FREAK THAT WANTS TO MOVE IN WITH YOU WILL!

Right now we are telling people that is they see a house they like, just go squat there! ONLY WE DON'T USE THE TERM SQUAT hahahaaha WE LIKE TO SAY REOCCUPY! Right now probably just go for empty houses cause if somebody is already there THE WHOLE TRIP COULD BECOME VERY BOGUS! But, if a house is empty GO FOR IT! YOU HAVE OUR PERMISSION!

The brains behind REOCCUPY

Many people GOT FOOLED BY THE MAN and bought houses and WOW THEY MIGHT HAVE NOT HAD THE MONEY FOR PAYMENTS! MAYBE THE FAT CAT BANKERS MADE PEOPLE LIE ON LOAN APPLICATIONS! But now it is cool to JUST STAY THERE AND DON'T EVEN MAKE PAYMENTS! You know, like the OCCUPY PORTLAND ELITE MANAGER GROUP SAYS all property around here was STOLEN FROM SOMEBODY by fat cats so IT IS REALLY OK IF YOU JUST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT! DON'T MAKE PAYMENTS! AND PARTY!

Money is so NOT COOL! HOUSE PAYMENTS ARE SO REALLY NOT COOL! Contracts don't mean diddly. SIGNED AGREEMENTS ARE FOR LOSERS! It would be so cool to change this colony into a paradise FOR THE PEOPLE! Right now everybody knows it is JUST LIKE A PRISON COLONY! A POLICE STATE!

A really clever idea that you can try is OCCUPY A REALLY NICE HOUSE when fat cats go on vacation! Like, you know how the MAN likes to go on trips TO PLACES WHERE FAT CATS LIKE TO BE so watch their house and WHEN IT LOOKS EMPTY MOVE IN! Maybe you will luck out and they have some REALLY COOL GRUB IN THE FREEZER! When they get back home HUG THEM AND WELCOME THEM! Guess what? YOU ARE THEIR NEW FAMILY!

If it has a big yard INVITE ALL THE OCCUPY WINOS TO CAMP OUT! DIG FIRE PITS, MAKE A SACRED CIRCLE OUT OF STUFF, GET DOWN AND PARTAY!

In 2012 let's make this THE END OF THE PORTLAND COLONY!