West Coast Port Shutdown Big Secret Memo Part Two

Like I said before, this is top secret so PLEASE don't tell anyone!

There has been a great deal of discussion about why Occupy Portland is going to shutdown the ports on December 12, 2011. Of course the mainstream media is being critical again! WOW what is their problem? Then, some people are trying to say that by shutting down the ports regular working folks will be hurt. What a bunch of silly stuff! Some are trying to argue that since the ports are protected by the feds there will be a great deal of security? Again, who comes up with this stuff? ALL the arguments against our beautiful movement are just DUMB!

Let me explain this in a way that most occupiers can relate with. You know that uncle you have, your mom's brother? He is the one that is SO NEGATIVE! Like, there you are man in your mom's basement in your home just in the middle of a good buzz and uncle NEGATIVE comes down the stairs and says something like "did you find a job yet, loser?" Then he launches on you with his NEGATIVE buzz killing NEGATIVITY about work and sobriety and WHATEVER! Well, when people get in your face with talk about why shutting down the ports is wrong handle it just like you handle your uncle. GO COMPLAIN TO YOUR MOM! And, ask her for some money to buy weed, just like you always do.

But, stay strong!

Ok, on with the secret stuff. Remember, this is a secret! We all hate the main stream press, but they will be there at the port shutdown. So, how does Occupy Portland handle that? Give them victims! That's right, brothers and sisters. Justin James Bridges, pictured on the right, is a COOL example of what I am talking about. Remember big JJ? He was the stoned out dude at the eviction that was so BAKED OUT OF HIS MIND that he fell over! IT WAS EPIC! Since the cops were there for the eviction THEY GOT BLAMED! Now, Bridges is all over the place on the main stream media. He is a great victim! The only question is, who will step forward when we shut down the ports and be the next Justin James Bridges? Don't worry about really getting hurt. Bridges wasn't hurt by the cops at all! He ended up in the hospital and got some really good food and some MAJORLY PHARMACY GRADE pain meds then became HERO VICTIM NUMBER ONE! He wasn't even arrested! Now, he gets to go to all the great gigs plus CHICKS DIG HIM!

All you got to do is fall over and make sure it gets filmed. One tip, make it a lttle more convincing than Bridges effort. I mean, he is no great actor like Ashton Kutcher, and when he tripped and fell down it was pretty fake. SHOW US YOU CAN DO BETTER! Just contact one of the Occupy Portland Management team and let them know you are ready for this! Star Power will be yours!

BUT PLEASE keep this an Occupy Portland secret. Right now, we have Bridges and we can wheel him around as needed.  But his act will eventually become stale. Getting the next victum at the Port Shutdown is vital.