Monday, December 12, 2011

Little imitation brain surgeon guy at Occupy The Port!

Who is this short little dude? The other night we saw him, one of the three brain surgeons that dropped in at spokes council, Occupy Portland. Today, he is all over Occupy The Port! A star is born! He is real short, maybe 4'6" and really hard to undertstand but his STARPOWER IS AWESOME! He is in the running for OCCUPY PORTLAND SHORT MAN SYNDROME 2011 that is how epic he is! Also, isn't it BEAUTIFUL that he has taken the time away from his brain surgery practice to JOIN US?

Just tonight he was TALKING REVOLUTION! WOO HOO! RIGHT ON SHORTAY!

And, he is such a darn cute pixie of a person! I bet Santa wished he had this spunky little elf on his team, but NO WAY SANTA- BACK OFF MAN! DOCTOR TOO SHORT BELONGS TO THE PEOPLE!

Update: Occupy The Port continues to take it to the working man! Lots and lots of wages were lost today by STUPID UNION WORKERS AT THE PORT OF PORTLAND! Yay for OCCUPY PORTLAND! And, here is the best part - we will tell the union that it was all good, they will forgive us, then we will punk them again the next time we want to! SWEET!